jacob: dude, i boned the snot out of lexi
andy: J, man ain't that bitch pushing 300 lbs
jacob: i'm just joking, i didn't fuck her
andy: you're lying! you did
jacob: did not
andy: did to!
jacob: man fuck you, i'm sick of playing these childish games
andy: just admit it. you got drunk and stuck your knife up in that bitch's country crotch.
jacob: alright, but don't tell anyone. it was a drunkcident.

Barry im sorry i broke your lamp, it was a total drunkcident.

Jessie: Do you know what happened to my sandwich?

Zack: Yeah... I drunkcidentally ate that last night.

"Joe drunkcidently left his car windows open all night only to be robbed by his wife."