Top definition
To be so drunk that you blackout between the time you leave one place and arrive at another. It is the fastest way of travel while drinking as in your mind you are at one place one second and at another the next.
Marge had a lot to drink that night. He was able to drunk-a-port from the bar to the pizza place.
by dday1313 March 17, 2014
Get a drunk-a-port mug for your buddy Jerry.
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
Get a micro marrige mug for your father Abdul.