A type of drunk texting where the person or persons in question are so drunk that they fumble uncontrollably with the keys on their blackberry (hence the terrible spelling errors) as they plunk an angry text message to their ex-girlfriend, ex-husband, or other unrequited love.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.