to take a dump and bust your load on somones chest while yelling out the name of your childhood pet

A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.

A small town in alberta who kicks hanna's ass in every sport.

A valley in the middle of Alberta, where sweet people live, and the drug population is low 85:15 (bitches!). Which helps to make for a wonderful town to raise a family in, providing that you keep your children away from Hanna. As for Hanna, they have weak sports teams that are constantly shit kicked by Drumheller, due to the lack of awesome that isn't found in Hanna water. Drumheller,

A whole in the ground full of drunks and drugs.

Drumheller has Large amounts of booze, drugs and whores. 80% of 14 year old girls have lost their virginity. Half an hour a way lives the town of Hanna which in comparison kicks ass

A royally f****d up town. Full of dirty whores, and shitty sports teams. Drumheller sucks dick at every sport out there. Hanna kicks asssss!! Drumheller has extreme amounts of alcohol and drugs. They wish the could be as great as Hanna!