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N. Upon allowing a drug dealer to borrow one’s phone for five minuets, the three day borage of text messages received, informing owner of phone the current drug prices in a spam-like fashion, boasting deals like fire mids for 110 all day, qp for 400. I can get u dat for 375 now. Yo yo yo man 300 im desperate, 9 pills of e only 60, going to prison sale, everything must go.
"tell that heroin addict to stop drug spamming me, i dont need any candy flip is."
"I'm never letting sneedles use my phone again, i got like five text messages when i was sleeping from a bunch of crack heads."
"Sneedles you piece of shit i keep getting drug spam every time you touch my phone."
"Get a real phone so i stop getting drug spam you sneedlely piece of shit."
"I'm never letting sneedles use my phone again, i got like five text messages when i was sleeping from a bunch of crack heads."
"Sneedles you piece of shit i keep getting drug spam every time you touch my phone."
"Get a real phone so i stop getting drug spam you sneedlely piece of shit."
by sneedle beast December 03, 2007
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011