you roofie a chick paint her blue and have sex with her
I totaly gave that ho a drowsy smurf
by the saggy waffle October 27, 2011
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-noun

The act of falling asleep during, or immediately following, masturbation, leaving one's genitalia fully exposed.
1. I must have been more drunk than I thought last night, because I totally pulled a drowsy chaperone.

2. I walked in on my roommate's drowsy chaperone this morning. It was disgusting.
by fancygriddles June 18, 2011
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The act of chugging a bottle of cough medicine and masterbating before you pass out.
I tried the drowsy dragon yesterday but i passed out before i was done.
by SinisterIceMan August 19, 2008
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When a female lures a male into the shower under the false pretense of having sex and instead ends the relationship.
Hey babe let's take a shower......we need to talk.

I pulled a Drowsy Mermaid on him.
by spanky409 December 30, 2015
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The milk produced by a nursing mother after she's had a drink or two at happy hour. Thus making the baby tired when it nurses.
I can't wait for happy hour today. Baby's getting some drowsy milk tonight!
by OAssBitches March 27, 2015
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The act of masturbating to become drowsy so it is easier to fall asleep.
I had 3 Red Bulls before bed so I had to drowsy jack to fall asleep.

I was so wound up last night that I had to drowsy jack 3 times to fall asleep.
by Pathetic White Guy January 25, 2012
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