If you are a lady and you have just had sexy times with a man without a condom. You may need to drop the (potential) kids off at the pool to prevent a wet patch in the bed and subsequent damp patches in her panties.
That was nice darling. I just need to drop the kids off at the pool before we go to sleep.
by Bazzlington May 24, 2018
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drop the kids off at the mosque....

To take a dump.
To have a shit.
To have a Thora.
To go for an Ertha.
Wife..."Are you ready to go shopping yet love?"

Hubby..."Give us five minutes will you, i`d better drop the kids off at the mosque first"
by Dr Fox May 09, 2007
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The act of taking a shit.

The kids, being your lumps of joy, the pool being yo-...

Nevermind. The pool can be whatever you want it to be.

...Preferably Vanilla Ice.
"Hey man I'll be right back i gotta go drop the kids off at the pool."

"Oh nuts dude you have kids?!"

"If everything goes as planned, I won't for much longer."
by Ballsacteabaghard. November 20, 2007
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I'll br right back, i gotta drop the kids off at the pool.

comment submitted with request to Delete: "The phrase "Drop the kids off at the pool". Was originally intended to mean, "masturbating, then ejaculating into the toilet". Since the sperm is the male contribution to the childmaking process, the jizz is refered to as kids.

I mean come on, what does poo have to do with kids???
If i am misunderstood, please let me know."
by Anonymous November 12, 2001
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The act of releasing semen from your ass into a toilet.
I didn't even get to drop the kids off at the pool before he left, and you know what? I was okay with it.
by anonywhom September 08, 2019
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