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guy 1: dude, i had so much sex during collage!
guy 2: wow, did you ever have drooping smuk?
guy 1: sadly yes
guy 2: wow, did you ever have drooping smuk?
guy 1: sadly yes
by jeffxking August 03, 2010
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018