That act of being tea bagged by an old man.

Reaching a certain age, ones balls start to droop, some may be more saggy than others. If they hang down to the level of ones kneecaps the individual may experiance sore balls along with depression. This is commonly known as "droopy balls syndrome", not to be confused with "tennisball in sock syndrome". Typical symptoms are limping, fear of shorts, posting on facebook that you quote "feel old", aswell as being generally grumpy.

big ass drooping black tits. that are gross as shit. and nipples the size of trash can lids.

a pair of very sloppy balls hanging of a woman's (or man's for that matter) chest

Large sloppy breasts, when unsupported, hanging down on the girl's (or lad's) belly.
norks, boobs, tits, utters

The act of pulling somebody else's pants down to cause embarrasment.

someone who is feeble and/or a lightweight.

Coined by Charlie Sheen in an interview with ABC News about his drug use.