When the testicles hang prodominantly lower than the head of your penis

The nasty ass flap of a butt hanging off an old slut bouncing off her elevated moose knuckle.

a penis that hangs below the knees and refuses to become stiff

When you are having wild sex and are about to pop, you think of anything, absolutely anything to take your mind away from sex. Then you imagine Whoopie Goldberg's 'sex face' and your dick immediately becomes soft, like one of those marshmallow chicks you get during Easter.

a sad dog who is also the most romantic and sweethearted

the resulting liquid of a wet fart mixed with a little sweat, not to be confused with diarrhea.

a person whose pants are falling down(originally applied to toddlers)