by rick olsen October 18, 2007
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
n. - Strong marijuana; one of several Jamacian terms for pot
adj. - Especially potent or enjoyable; Jamacian adjective, usually used to describe marijuana
adj. - Especially potent or enjoyable; Jamacian adjective, usually used to describe marijuana
"Just gimme the light and pass the droll" - Sean Paul, 'Gimme The Light'
"Give me some droll purple weeds and some chocolate" - 50cent, 'High All The Time'
"Give me some droll purple weeds and some chocolate" - 50cent, 'High All The Time'
by LazyBlaze May 07, 2003
by l33tmike February 25, 2008
when someone is speaking or texting blunty, or cannot keep a conversation using language like; ok. fine. etc.
and when they have boring conversations
and when they have boring conversations
by ginggy July 30, 2013
A portmanteua of drudge report and troll. A person who feels the need to intergect far right wing politics into the coments section of a news story, no matter how inappropriare.
by knownunkown March 10, 2014
May 27 trending
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