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A woman's rear functions as a drink stand, for when a man does her from behind and she reaches way over and grabs her toes, the ass forms a perfect cup-holder. Combining sex and furniture, the woman can function no better. Anything from beer bottles to fine spirits will balance on this perfect stand.
Coming home from a hard day at the office, there's nothing better than a nice glass of Scotch, close at hand on my woman's drink stand.
by IoTorilla October 12, 2009
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Apr 26 Word of the Day
1. The default beliefs installed when you were a child.

2. An unexamined position you absorbed from your environment growing up.
I grew up in a conservative home so my factory settings lead me to vote Republican.
I grew up in a liberal home so my factory settings lead me to vote Democrat.
by riemannslost0 February 04, 2020
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