standing over a women and proceding to squat down into her vagina, similar to an oil rig...and then when you "hit oil" it explodes...recommended to wear a hard hat.

The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.

The act of stealth masturbation on a beach, done so by lying face down on the sand and humping the warm ground, creating a hole of pleasure. Easily spotted due to the rhythmic pumping of the hips, not unlike that of an oil well.

A sexual position in which the man stands over the woman, who may be on her back or knees with her cheeks spread, and inserts his penis repeatedly into her asshole, particularly when she has diarrhea.

A rhetoric phrase used to mock women in absurdly high heels.

Having sex with a woman while she is menstruating.

Anal sex with the intent of diarrhea.