A homeless man who has had his anus stretched, and possibly ruptured, by Vin Diesel's shaved SKULL

one who is not accepted by any of the clicks in society. Signs of a social drifter are constantly opening his/her cell phone acting like he/she is texting though they really aren't, moves from click to click listening in on the conversations even when he/she is unwanted. Tries to make a joke that no one understands.Every city has one though out of all the types of people in the world these are the easiest to spot.

A person who constantly swerves from left to right while slowly walking on the sidewalk. This behavior often results from a preoccupation with a cell phone, gaping at skyscrapers, or a general lack of awareness.

Windy City Drifters are commonly encountered in crowded areas of Chicago and block the path of walking pedestrians. They have the greatest impact on foot traffic during rush hour but are an annoyance at all times of the day.

Nashville has been turning out the same ole crap for years. With the exception of a few new acts like The Zac Brown Band, and Saint Luke's Drifters. SLD is a high energy band with deep hillbilly roots and a punk twist. They have a groove that gets your feet moving. You get reminded of what music used to be before computers. This is real human created music that you can't ignore. These guys are going to be a turning point for Nashville, and it is about time.

A musical group from Mississippi that travels the country crafting country western versions of number one hit songs

Wannabe drifter's are showing up in more and more various locations but the native land of the W.D (wannabe drifter) is Temecula,California. Locating a W.D isn't that hard as their camouflage isn't very good, see they will typically have bright red Nissans (240 is the model of choice) and if their red nissan 240 is not bringing enough attention to them it is not rare to find them in hopes of priming their car in a low quality spray paint primer.

To see if the person is a W.D we need to be friends with this person on facebook so we can see if they upload pictures of their Red or Primered Nissan 240(parked) and then proceed to set the photo as their avatar or "default" picture. This will help us to further our knowledge on the W.D. or not matter because it shows us that the W.D. is simply bringing attention to his/herself (typical to the W.D.). Another Bonus to the facebook friendship is that we may see things such as "drifting is my life" or "i love drifting" in the persons status or "about me" section on the left side of their profile, this,besides giving us a good laugh, proves that the person does not infact drift because no real racer would post such a mindbogglingly ridiculous quote on his/her's profile.( the W.D. will also be very cocky and post things such as "Too bad there aren't any real racers around" when infact they are not a real racer at all)

You know, it's that thing when a hobo becomes a rich man, so they take the big bubble bath.

Defined by Bill Hader as Stefon on Saturday Night Live.