when a shit of a good size is in the toilet bowl, and when u go to flush in stead of breaking and going down it drifts around the bowl leaving skid marks
dude come lookat this log i dropped i think it might be a shit drifter
by shit*king April 29, 2009
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Someone who has sex with one person after another within the same crowd.
Jen is a known sex drifter.
by Stella September 24, 2002
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When bored on any given night, a suggested fictional activity to get the conversation rolling about what to actually do that night.
Joe: "Man, I'm bored. What are we going to do tonight?"

Pat: "I don't know? Maybe we could kill a drifter, I've always wanted to do that."

Joe: "Ha,ha. Wait...are you serious?"
by orhett December 09, 2008
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A car repair that uses zipties, duct tape, and a drillbit. Usually used for quickly getting back on the road
by MrZain05 December 09, 2017
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Person conceived of breeding between two closely related couples, or someone with a very weak gene pool, but usually the latter. Places famous for being rather inbred are some remote or scummy parts of the UK (where the chav population is high) and isolated US redneck areas. Used as a polite way of saying "inbred" non-perjoratively, or in an ironic manner.
I've tried explaining why people need electricity, but those genetic drifters don't seem to understand! It's frustrating!
by madmick January 01, 2017
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A person from New Jersey who has sex with almost everyone in New Jersey and all of its visitors.
Davi - Angelina is definitely a Jersey Drifter.

Gus - I think we're the only ones we havent slept with
by Fap Jacks February 04, 2012
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Not a wayward terrorist, but a really stinky, silent fart that hangs in the air like humidity.
Everybody was choking in the car because fuckin' Jack cut an arabian drifter!
by staccato brainstem February 12, 2005
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