A rhythmic style of reading poetry, akin to beging on a boat in choppy seas. The reader's voice goes up and down, up and down, and the words of the peom are lost in the waves of pulsating intonation.
by gcl1224 September 20, 2011
Oral inhalation with action akin to a mosquito bite, optionally with tongue, of a dreadlock by a fascinated and/or jealous caucasian.
Some dread skeeter skank-handled my sister-in-law's hair like a popsicle, she was pretty skeeved out by it.
by Chickaboomking December 26, 2009
When the ends of dreads splash all over your face like little water droplets. It generally occurs when walking behind, or standing behind, a wook at a concert who is getting down and moving their dreads around like it's nobody's business.
As I was walking to the bathroom at the concert, I grazed by a wook, who in mid-dance, gave me the biggest dread-splashing I've ever experience.
by CO_Eric November 01, 2007
When someone's dreadlocks start to get very dirty and smell.
Dust dread can cause into problems such as new species of bugs in your hair and spending lots of money on shampoo.
Dust dread can cause into problems such as new species of bugs in your hair and spending lots of money on shampoo.
by fiyateeth November 01, 2008
the feeling when you feel like you have nothing left. everything is dying, falling apart, and you can do fucking nothing with it. the void. the rage. the dread when you know nothing can be fixed.
also, a funky lyric from a mother mother song. i love the song, its relatable
also, a funky lyric from a mother mother song. i love the song, its relatable
by hahafunkyrangerkinnie August 24, 2021
Jamaican guy with dreads once broke down my door, “AYAMON!!!” He starts spinning at nine hundred miles per hour and creates a category twenty tornado! Suddenly his dreads get ripped off and, razor sharp, they starts flying around and start killing people, then they fly into the ocean, afterwards forgotten for fifty years , then they come back as a hair monster the size of the United States and kill nearly everyone in the world, but someone throws a Molotov at it and burns it into nothing, the hair smoke that came from it, it’s poisonous and radioactive, every one dies.
Five hundred billion years later, bacteria evolve into humans, but they can’t breathe oxygen they can only breathe carbon dioxide, they all die, then, finally, they evolve into normal people and then it all happens all over again.
THE END.
Five hundred billion years later, bacteria evolve into humans, but they can’t breathe oxygen they can only breathe carbon dioxide, they all die, then, finally, they evolve into normal people and then it all happens all over again.
THE END.
by Thatrasistkid November 30, 2017
Person: *goes through a terrible mentally deteriorating trauma*
Nutcase: *makes things even worse* You're going to Hell! End times are near! (Etc. Etc. Etc.)
Person: *questions if reality is even real* *Developes DP/DR because of Nutcase* What is reality if such horrible things can exist? Is this even real? This feels fake. Is my whole miserable life on trial? Am I living "right"? How can one really know?! What if I'm wrong and I'm stuck in this cold world to suffer in the first place only to be destined to Hell after I die to suffer forever?! What if I really have no choice but to be myself because no matter what I do I'll burn anyway for some fucked up reason? What if there really is no escape?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS EXISTENCE?!!!!
This is called "Existential dread".
Nutcase: *makes things even worse* You're going to Hell! End times are near! (Etc. Etc. Etc.)
Person: *questions if reality is even real* *Developes DP/DR because of Nutcase* What is reality if such horrible things can exist? Is this even real? This feels fake. Is my whole miserable life on trial? Am I living "right"? How can one really know?! What if I'm wrong and I'm stuck in this cold world to suffer in the first place only to be destined to Hell after I die to suffer forever?! What if I really have no choice but to be myself because no matter what I do I'll burn anyway for some fucked up reason? What if there really is no escape?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS EXISTENCE?!!!!
This is called "Existential dread".
by Morbid Priestess October 18, 2021