by ricog August 27, 2005
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The act of farting in a jar and then putting it in a freezer, turning it into a solid. Then you have a friend (or anyone) over to your house and then you offer them some water. Instead of putting ice in the water, you put your fart in. This causes them to drink your fart, and their drink will smell really bad.
Carl: Dude, this water smells like shit. What's wrong with it?
Tyler: You just got Montana Stanky Dranked!
Tyler: You just got Montana Stanky Dranked!
by Dirty Goolash October 30, 2009
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The mental state where one has officially drank enough alcohol to be considered on an equivalent level with a retard. Typical symptoms include loss of ability to speak, hear, or perform basic life sustaining tasks. In order to determine the number of drinks one must consume to qualify for the status of drinking himself retarded a simple formula can be used:
Take the number of hours since you have started drinking and multiply it by the IQ of a retard that you personally know (This number normally ranges from 4 - 27). In rare cases retards with down syndrome have a higher IQ. However drinking has not been shown to force the development of an extra 21st chromosome (the cause of down syndrome) and for this reason their IQs are not acceptable for the equation.
Recap: Drinking Yourself Retarded = (# hours since you started drinking) x (IQ of a retard you personally know)
This will equal the number of drinks you need to have consumed at any given time to be considered officially retarded.
Ironically this equation works in an inverse manner. If the retard you personally know is only slightly retarded (IQ in upper 20's) then you will drink yourself to severe retardation using the formula. If the person you know is a full blown retard (IQ around 6) then you will drink yourself to the level of only slight retardation.
Take the number of hours since you have started drinking and multiply it by the IQ of a retard that you personally know (This number normally ranges from 4 - 27). In rare cases retards with down syndrome have a higher IQ. However drinking has not been shown to force the development of an extra 21st chromosome (the cause of down syndrome) and for this reason their IQs are not acceptable for the equation.
Recap: Drinking Yourself Retarded = (# hours since you started drinking) x (IQ of a retard you personally know)
This will equal the number of drinks you need to have consumed at any given time to be considered officially retarded.
Ironically this equation works in an inverse manner. If the retard you personally know is only slightly retarded (IQ in upper 20's) then you will drink yourself to severe retardation using the formula. If the person you know is a full blown retard (IQ around 6) then you will drink yourself to the level of only slight retardation.
Look at Chino, he is showing no facial expressions, drooling on himself, pissed his pants, and cant seem to make basic complete sentences. I think he must have drank himself retarded.
Dude, Dan shit his pants, is speaking incoherently, and is trying to argue with a bar stool. He has drank himself retarded.
Dude, Dan shit his pants, is speaking incoherently, and is trying to argue with a bar stool. He has drank himself retarded.
by OJ Da Juiceman10 June 20, 2009
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John: “ oh shit who are they
Derek: “oh shit nigga that’s green drank, grab your girl and hold her tight, they’re know for stealing bitches and fucking them in green hot tub water to give them a yeast infection”
Derek: “oh shit nigga that’s green drank, grab your girl and hold her tight, they’re know for stealing bitches and fucking them in green hot tub water to give them a yeast infection”
by yuhhearddddd December 03, 2018
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The conjunction of high quality marijuana and codeine cough syrup. The "Drank" refers to Purple Drank, a popular mixture of Codeine/Promethazine cough syrup and Sprite.
Dank n' Drank is the polar opposite of a Wake n' Bake - after smoking, a long and comfortable sleep is often provoked.
Dank n' Drank is the polar opposite of a Wake n' Bake - after smoking, a long and comfortable sleep is often provoked.
"Back from the Pharmacy, let's Dank n' Drank!"
"Music is greatly enhanced by the Dank n' Drank process... if you can stay up for it."
"Music is greatly enhanced by the Dank n' Drank process... if you can stay up for it."
by Alien Science November 11, 2009
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It's what makes a fun night. Drank which is alcohol. Dank which is weed. And spank which refers to women or sex in that matter.
Me-"What we doing for my birthday?"
Friend-"We could chill or Drank, Dank, and Spank!"
Me-"I'm down for it"
Friend-"We could chill or Drank, Dank, and Spank!"
Me-"I'm down for it"
by Milly Bo Jenkins December 29, 2010
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"Hey, you guys wanna go with us to Jamaica?" "Can't- we already drank the kool aid on those tickets to Saskatchewan"
by JayDoz November 22, 2005
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