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Someone, usually a girl, who attracts drama. The most common cause is romantic problems. It might not be this person's fault, though it usually is, but most of the drama going on at the moment focuses on or has to do with this person. Often causes a ripple effect in social circles. Dramacows often lead to "picking teams" between mutual friends, and are like walking soap operas.

Signs of a dramacow: Tears, tantrums, screaming matches, break-ups, estrangement, polarization, and, of course, drama.
Girl 1: OMG, did you see that huge fight between Becky and her ex?
Girl 2: I know, she is SUCH a dramacow! Can you believe she posted their convo on facebook?

Guy 1: Did you hear about Lisa and Dan's breakup? How could she do that to him?
Girl 1: What are you talking about?! He's the one who cheated on her with her best friend! You should be feeling sorry for her!
Guy 1: Hang on, wait. I really don't want to end up taking sides. Let's just forget the dramacows and get ice cream.
by DyingPlatypus March 22, 2010
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Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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