A person that dedicates their life to the NFL draft and its goings-on. They spend most of the day in either the basement of their homes or locked in their rooms looking up draft prospects and masturbating in between.

A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy