An Asian with a big heart and a small penis, also refereed to as sargent slits (because of his eyes) a great friend who is never at a loss for words, always looking for the next big thing to try and shoot himself up the food chain of life... likes to prey on the younger females as he has a better chance with someone who doesn't know any better, creepiness aside all in all a great friend, super smart, and a diehard at anything he does...
by da_ginger2 August 09, 2009
Declaration of Independence, adopted by the USA on July 4, 1776. Lists previous failed attempts to resolve problems with King George III, and how at the last resort, Independence from Britain was justified.
by sρäagen March 12, 2010
When someone states something extremely obvious and/or does something extremely stupid, the crowd around said person then exclaims the word "DOI!" to alert said person of the foolish statement or action.
Pronounced like "soy", except with a D.
Pronounced like "soy", except with a D.
*while walking home at night*
Doi offender: Hey, it's so dark outside, i can see your anus!
me: ...Why did you put a pause between your and anus?
me and Friend: DOI!
Doi offender: Hey, it's so dark outside, i can see your anus!
me: ...Why did you put a pause between your and anus?
me and Friend: DOI!
by teh burninator 9000 July 10, 2009
An aggressive mystical creature that lurks down the alleys of the innocent, sucking out the souls of fresh minded young beings. Dirty soul raper.
by Doi123456 May 08, 2009
by Crailen Silvey June 02, 2007
Noun: look at the size of that doi
Verb: how does she doi that?
Adjective: that cars wheels are doi
Exclamation: DOI!
Verb: how does she doi that?
Adjective: that cars wheels are doi
Exclamation: DOI!
by Gus Coolwell July 10, 2008