Bare Dougie is a penis with no condom. hence the "Bare"

also known as Bare Douglas

Putting one's hands between a man's legs, from behind, and grabbing his testicles.

A stud who hits bombs for the Boston Red Sox. Also the pocket hand 2 8 in holdem poker.

a dumbass motherfucker who is your teacher in college and gives you a bad grade because he is jealous of your mad skillz and monstrous cock that he is always checking out in class

An expression used to say that, a) you agree with something that has been said, or, b) you really like what someone said.

(Dougie is actually a dance but this does not relate to the meaning of this phrase, it only makes it cooler)

This is a phrase that is usually said at the end of a worthless story in an attempt to be funny.

A slang used when someone wants another to teach them how to be like themselves or someone else.