verb, transitive: to make someone's life significantly less pleasant through no malicious action of one's own

Doug can be used as a measure of Speed, Height, and Weight

In height, one (1) Doug can be measured at 6.5"

In Speed, one (1) Doug can be calculated at a 3 to one ratio. For every one step that I take, it takes Doug 3 steps to go the same distance. In Turn, the average person takes 2,000 Steps to complete a mile. Doug would take 6,000.
In Weight, one (1) Doug weighs approximately 36.8 lbs.

a homosexual police officer

To take advantage of someone's misfortune or temporarily incapacitated state for your own immediate personal gain.

The coolest person ever, he is so cool chuck norris wants his autograph. he is smoother than Keith Stone. He is also the god of Beer Pong. But don't piss him off or me might scream at a child, hes just that awesome!

Quite possibly the nicest guy you’ll ever meet, he’s not a simp, but he’ll treat you real nice. Also a great filler name to call someone whose name you’ve forgotten.

To act in a way that is some what, "muggish" or "annoying." This term is used many times when a fellow friend acts in a way you do not wish them to.