To insert entire fist into the vagina or anus. (Named after the MLB pitcher Doug Fister)

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

Something said after a bad attempt at a joke is made. Similar to saying "not funny". Also known as "Eddy".

v. To Bitch at somebody when you don't get your way

A zit that you have tried to pop, but now it just consumes your face.

What people from Abilene, Kansas call people when they do or say stupid things.

The classic "boy next door" whom everyone loves, and gets along with. He has it all. He is handsome, talented, intelligent, popular and kind. He's the type of guy that you trust completely and can tell anything to. Everyone crushes on him, and everyone wants to be his friend.
Although he may seem like he has everything going for him, he is usually very unhappy and self-conscious, but does a good job of hiding it. Since he is a pretty good liar, he may be an actor or a politician.
He may or may not have a rough/difficult home life.
He has sought love and found it in all the wrong places. He could potentially fall in love with, and spend the rest of his life with, his best friend.

Ultimately, he has a good heart, the right intentions, and the spunk to make something of himself someday.