A guy who does not know how to act around girls. He constantly makes rude comments that don't fully classify him as a "douche," but take him out of the running for being an all-around great guy. A douchschmuck is the most frustrating form of a douche because he needs his own classification.

v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

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