A tiny headed, weasel looking, alcoholic homosexual posing as a straight up top notch oil tycoon. Catch one in its natural habitat in and around the Creek known for all of its foxes.
-I was dating this guy who kept arching his ass during back massages, turns out he was a real douche weasel.
-Don't let that gun collection, car collection, group of guy friends fool you, he's actually a douche weasel.
-Don't let that gun collection, car collection, group of guy friends fool you, he's actually a douche weasel.
by Cheeky Shmeeky April 2, 2017
1. (n)-Any person who has gone beyond epitomizing the derogatory title of "Douche Bag." These can be found traveling in packs (very seldom will a DW survive without the group) in nearly every major city around the world. Usually marked by too much hair gel, sunglasses after dark, and excessively brightly colored shirts.
2. (n)-Anyone you hate.
2. (n)-Anyone you hate.
by Greg B! October 20, 2007
by PIMPIN N' PEELIN May 3, 2009