Urban Dictionary: douchewanker

an incredibly annoying person, usually british or irish, and usually has had to much beer.

guy 1: that irish guy at the pub had too much to drink
guy 2: yeah he's a total douchewanker

by the lord king January 21, 2011

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The mix of a douchebag and a jack off ( or a wank off); a jerk or dick

I’m not trying to be a douchewank but…
You’re a big douchewank…

by Lorlormfye June 13, 2021

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