noun, someone who is "douche-tastic" or a general douchebag.
John ate the sandwich I was saving to have for lunch. He's such a douchetast.

Lisa's such an annoying douchetast.
by Jamaica G September 27, 2006
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A contraction of "douche" and "fantastic". Something displaying the qualities of a douche to an extreme or fantastic degree could be described as douchetastic.
"Elf", starring Will Farrel, is a douchetastic movie, because Will Farrel is a douche, and only other douches think he's funny.
by Yuliq M'diq December 25, 2004
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someone or something so horribly douche-y and over confident for no reason that it is ridiculous
"is that zach troyer?"
"yeah, he is really douchetastic."
by hannah and anna July 07, 2006
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1. When something is so lame, it only appeals to douches. Usually the only followers, consumers, believers or participants will be douches.

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2. When something is so lame, it acts like a magnet for douches, bring them and their uptightness, funny egos, bad jokes and bad dress sense along.
1. Dwane: that 500 point Charazard on World of warcraft really got me going. You should really start playing world of warcraft, wearing cartoon t-shirts and listening to the same 5 songs on repeat.

Evan: So you all went to the church to play world of war craft and fiddle with each others testicals, Douchetastic!

2. We had been going to this animation conference for a long time, but all of a sudden, the place started to smell of aftershave, deodorant and douche. Too many people were wearing C Dos, C Dos Run, Run Dos Run T-shirts and everyone was talking about anime and japanese animation. It was truley Douchetastic. We stopped going.
by Prof.Old.Clowns.Pocket April 17, 2010
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when someone who is normally an idiot does something uncharacteristically well.
Phil usually makes an ass of himself at meetings, but today he was douchetastic!
by master bean flicker April 24, 2010
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The ability to be a fantastic fat douche. To be judged on your amount of douche.
People in future generations will remember your douchetasticness.
by douchetasticness September 14, 2009
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Anything and everything to do with The City of Pittsburgh...All of the lame townships, the cable car, the Igloo, The Penguins, The Steelers, The Pirates, Mario Lemieux, Kordell Stewart and his girlfriend Jaromir Jagr, Sydney Crosby, Willie Stargell, the dumb Ketchup Stadium, the mullet haircuts, the 83' Camaros everywhere, the white reebok velcro shoes, Bon Jovi concert tees, Iron City Light beer....
The Penguins looked Douchetastic during their loss to Washington yesterday....
by meongchungee May 03, 2009
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