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someone who exceeds the rating of douche bag by such a phenomenal level that they must have been launched into douchebaggedness by some form of highly flammable fuel
QJAY was such a douche rocket, he paid home depot to install his mini blinds
by t/c May 05, 2008
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A Huge Douche Bag; One that is high and above all the other assholes.
Jim: Dude, Can you believe Steve? He Showed up late and drunk to my wedding. Then he tried to get with my wife!
Joe: What a Douche Rocket.
by Mr. Danger February 16, 2008
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Someone who exceeds every definition of douchebag that their own douchie-ness has propelled them into outer space via a rocket engine.
Tommy shows up at every wedding reception just to get free food and drink. Even when he's not invited. What a DOUCHE ROCKET.
by Cabbage Fartz August 03, 2009
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The ultimate level of being a douche. Usually in reference to someone that you find really annoying and/or incompetent.
What is the deal with Andy, he is being such a Douche Rocket with these retarded projects.
by The Michalenko January 30, 2009
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Being a total asshole without any disreguard
John: man, this customer was really mean

Ash: Was he a douche rocket?

John: yea
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