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1). A phrase uttered in dismay over losing a race in Mario Kart.
2). An insult which cripples anothers self respect, as the victim is haunted by images of fucking douches.
1). You Douchefucker! You keep getting blue shells in second place!
2). Girl: Are you cheating on me?
Guy: Yes, why wouldn't I?
Girl: You Douchefucker!
Guy: AH! Do I really have intercourse with douches?
by Storyingtelling Sam May 09, 2006
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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A girl who is sexually and/or romantically attracted to men who do not treat her well, and engages in sexual and/or romantic activities with then.
My older sister is a real douchefucker, look at her boyfriend.
by TheSexologist March 26, 2014
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