Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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A special brand of douchebag that wears exceptionally large aviator sunglasses, causing them appear like an insect.
Haha, look at that douchebug over there with the six popped collars and aviators the size of dinner plates!
by maowai April 21, 2011
3
One who tends to spoil everyones fun, a party pooper. A complete and total downer or an irritating person that kills the mood or moment. Similar but not quite to. douchebag.
by Loki LaVey January 07, 2008
5
A viral infection caused by excessive exposure to douchebags and/or douchecanoes causing one to behave in a douchy or douchebaggish manner towards others or in general.
There is no known cure at this time.
There is no known cure at this time.
"Wow, you're really acting like a douchebag today."
"You're being an asshole. You must have caught the douchebug."
"You're being an asshole. You must have caught the douchebug."
by Kalvin.Grey February 07, 2012