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One who portrays the characteristis of one of many "douche" varieties on a consistent - almost habitual - basis.
Possibly a compound word originating from "douchebag" and "tool"
Possibly a compound word originating from "douchebag" and "tool"
"Man, everytime I see that guy he's acting like the same douche he's always been. Can't he get a hint? It's like he's not even human - like some kind of DOUCHEBOT."
by asefi September 21, 2007
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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Douchebot is a fictional series of robots designed specifically for providing douches to the general public. The latest model design is currently the Douchebot 5000. This model introduced new innovations, such as the Fish-O-Meter, which utilizes sensors specifically for detecting unclean female genitalia.
"Douchebot is ready. Please prepare for service."
"Douchebot is ready. Please prepare for service."
"You hear that Shelly got chased down by a Douchebot?"
"Yeah, man. That's why they be calling her Smelly Shelly! That ho stanks!"
"Yeah, man. That's why they be calling her Smelly Shelly! That ho stanks!"
by Some Kids Call Him Zombie November 08, 2012