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Any man or woman stupid, naive and insecure enough to allow themselves to be charmed and taken advantage of by a douchebag or doucheball.
That Jenn is such a doucheballer; she's had more narcissistic/sociopathic assholes inside her than the New York Stock Exchange.
by theonlyprof June 15, 2013
Aug 1 Word of the Day
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)
person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you
or
person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you
or
person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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These individuals create the illusion that they have endless amounts of money, clothing, and jewelry. They're attire is usually found in the 50% off section of a bargain basement sale. Their jewelry is often purchased at a mall kiosk. They often carry a large roll of cash, which includes one larger bill at the top, and much smaller bills beneath to give that "baller" illusion. Their car (if they have one) is 10+ years old and usually has a very large wing on the back, and an audio system that sounds like a coffee can filled with nickels being shaken by a paint mixer.
A 92' Civic with 14" spinner hubcaps, and a 2-foot high wing on the trunk...now that's a doucheballer
by DouchebagNews March 28, 2010
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The origins of doucheBaller as a word came about in a bar conversation in Redondo Beach, Ca in 2019 about TRUMP.
"He's got his own plane, Trumps a baller. Yeah, but he's kind of a douche." It went back and forth until the drunk word emerged. Beers aside, we all know a few doucheballers. Its not a jealouse thing, its just a thing.
A total douche, that is also kind-of-a-baller... or thinks he or she is a baller, but is actually a total douche! It helps to dress the part!
Lets face it, "all lives well lived have doucheballer moments." Its not all negative. Be the best doucheball you can be! Doucheballer can be asprational as well!
Some that are more baller than douche.
"He's got his own plane, Trumps a baller. Yeah, but he's kind of a douche." It went back and forth until the drunk word emerged. Beers aside, we all know a few doucheballers. Its not a jealouse thing, its just a thing.
A total douche, that is also kind-of-a-baller... or thinks he or she is a baller, but is actually a total douche! It helps to dress the part!
Lets face it, "all lives well lived have doucheballer moments." Its not all negative. Be the best doucheball you can be! Doucheballer can be asprational as well!
Some that are more baller than douche.
by Doucheballer September 21, 2020