Having a condition (particularly females), where you are constantly attracted to men who are douchebags (i.e - they treat you like crap, take longer to get ready than you do, cheat on you).
See I have this problem.. its called douchebagitis- I always going for douchebags and then ending up in an epic fail.
by camann November 12, 2009
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The name of the guy dating the girl of your dreams.
Can you believe Laura is seeing that guy?!! What a douchebag.
by christopher5000 April 08, 2007
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A person who has little intelligence and who constantly gets on people's nerves of no apparent reason. Typically cares about no one else and is overly confident. Downplays and ridicules others that are superior to himself/herself.

Karen is such a douchebag. She thinks and acts like she's better than Joanthan even though in real life, Jonathan is better and smarter than Karen. Not to mention, her face smells like one too.
by J to the O Jonathan February 26, 2007
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Someone who wears white Oakley sunglasses.
Mitch- "Hey is that guy wearing white oakleys?"

Steve- "Yea man. What a Douchebag!"
by YourNewGod July 05, 2009
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k1234567890y accused his co-worker of being sinister and bitesome as a cobra and kept talking shits about him out of nothing? what a fucking douchebag k1234567890y is!
by it is not your business July 26, 2019
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1. A personality type that is well-defined by other definitions here

2. Describes a certain look or style, especially when someone dresses in the most tasteless fashion possible.

3. What the vast majority of the guys at my school dressed like at the senior prom.
Wow, look at Tom over there, wearing a backwards-facing baseball cap with his tuxedo. And there's Damon, dressed like a total poser with his gaudy and trashy-looking wannabe-pimp outfit and bling bling. I don't think anyone could look anymore like a douchebag than those two.
by no7orious July 02, 2009
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