1. A supreme douchebag, unmatched in his ability to act like a moron and shame the human species.
2. The word douchebag with an "el" added to it for comical purposes.
2. The word douchebag with an "el" added to it for comical purposes.
John: Wow, you're a fucking douchebagel. You smell pretty bad too.
Douchebagel: Yeah, I know. I'm going to eat a tub of shit now...want to watch?
John: WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!
Douchebagel: Yeah, I know. I'm going to eat a tub of shit now...want to watch?
John: WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!
by Xer0Syk0 September 25, 2006
A few weeks ago, no one had βcheugyβ in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. Itβs in our heads. Itβs in our homes. Everyone is asking: βAm I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?β
The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. Itβs an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.
You are not a cheug. YOUβRE PERFECT!!!!
It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. Itβs an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.
You are not a cheug. YOUβRE PERFECT!!!!
It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
Becca is another victim of cheugy psyops. I saw the garbage truck take all her Ugg boots yesterday. She even removed βI LOVE The Office!β from all her dating profiles. Sheβs unrecognizable.
via giphy
by Callmemaybe69 May 12, 2021
Like douche bag, but way better because of the extra "el," and also has the ability to accept condiments such as creme cheese.
by S. Beebe August 03, 2007
Similar to douchebag but to a much greater extent as it suggests that the diameter of the aperture or sphincter through which the "douche nozzle" would pass is roughly the equivalent of a typical New York style bagel.
by Bootie Barker March 24, 2008
by kevinhatespee October 03, 2009
by Still Mandurr May 20, 2006
May 15 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

