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Someone who had their real estate license for a month but acts like they are the boss of ERA Young in Glassboro New Jersey
"look at that douchebag trying to tell Dan what to do
by ERAGBORO March 28, 2017
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a complete moron who lacks mental capacity to say things that make sense, or could be interpreted as funny. usually shows little understanding of basic concepts. in other words a complete idiot!
you know that eric kid from chs ?? yeah, he's a complete douche bag
by realtalk24/7 March 17, 2008
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A person commonly found around the ages of 12-17 that is a horny, selfish person that doesn't care about anything except sex and their ego. Most douchebags are also conformists as well and listen to a lot of rap and hip hop. They tend to usually have girlfriends but unlike a normal human, they commonly show their girlfriend off. Other common words used and have the same meaning of douchebag are fag-bag, fagot, scumbag, ass hole, ass wipe, dickhead, and dick.
Douchebag: "Hey dude check out my hot new girlfriend!" *Grabs her ass for a brief moment and gives her a quick kiss*

Normal Person: "Uhmm thats nice... I have to go I have a meeting in half an hour."

Douchebag: "Ha yeah whatever i'm going to work out, later nerd."
*As his girlfriend walks away he whispers a quick thing into the normal persons ear.."

Douchebag: "I totally bought a pack of XXXtra large condoms and i'm get laid tonight! Haha!!!"
by Trjx March 30, 2014
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A bag guys carry around keeping track of womans douches to make sure that crazy bitch aint pregnant.
O shit mike i better check my douchebag and make sure that crazy bitch aint preggo.
by Crazy lady r trippin November 12, 2014
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an annoying room mate who makes stupid jokes and quotes Seinfeld. laughs loudly at the wrong time. makes jokes and comments about you but gets pissed off and cries when you do it to him. takes his computer into the bathroom late at night for extended periods of time and claims "I was playing chess". Talks to his obese girlfriend who he met on Myspace and dated for three months and now plans on marrying her when you're trying to sleep. Pulls down his beat sheet when he knows you're right but doesn't want to admit it. Listens to annoyingly gay music loudly and tries to sing but he really sucks. Not just at singing but at everything. Thinks he's really great when everyone around him thinks he a complete loser. His belief of the afterlife is exploring the universe. Basically anyone like my old roommate.
my old room mate was such a douche bag. good thing he moved out
by everyday balloons January 12, 2010
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