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A common lamen who take roids to increase his puny muscle mass while shrinking his manhood thus creating the ultimate douchebag regret with small man syndrome. Typically where's sunglasses at night and inside clubs, wife-beaters or shiney bedazzled shirts to show off his roid muscles and to intimidate others. Except he is just over 5' tall and is always looked down upon at which time he spits on people and runs away screaming like a little bitch. One in the safety of his Benz with chrome rims and blacked out windows he believes is he now invisible to those around him and safe.

Doubebags are never safe, they stick out like a fat kid eating McDicks inside a McDicks. Joseph D'Antonio may have this experience while he worked at McDicks flipping burgers until his muscles grew and he was too good for burger flipping in his mind. He then got a nice Pit Bull and random tattoos all over his body to compliment his new roid muscle and turned into a full fledge Douchebag of Vancouver. He's currently applying to be on the Douchebags of Vancouver TV show which will air as soon as they can find enough Douchebag's who can actually spell and sign their name.
Douchebag, Joseph D'Antonio local Vancouver Celebrity in the car scene who recently attacked and spit on a fellow car enthuisiast because he had roid rage over a parking spot at a grocery store. He then ran away like a bitch, but came back to key the victims vehicle and then ran away like a little bitch a second time.
by Douchebag finder December 19, 2013
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That annoying guy that always talks about how cool he is, how tough he is, and acts like he is better than everyone. He tries to start shit with people and be a complete dick - usually unknowingly since he doesn't catch the fact that he's making a fool out of himself.

Though the common douchebag thinks he is accepted by the people around him, most people dislike him. He loves to appear in many places, such as parties where he seeks attention by, again, making a fool out of himself. A douchebag is also considered a little bitch.

To cure douchebag-iness, apply fist to face of douchebag every once in a while (usually when he tries to act tough). After a while it may or may not disappear. If symptoms continue, resort to more violent and dramatic measures.
That douchebag is a fake, somebody should beat him up.
by Eliminator July 27, 2007
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Someone who slows the learning process down of the entire world. Demanding to be loved, Arrogance, dishonest, pretentious, self-absorbed, pussy, little bitch, two-faced, hits women, acts familiar and then trashes a person behind their back, standoff-ish, trendy/conforming, uses other people, no direction in life, negative, destructive to those around him, unintelligent, likes 'secrets', the game you just lost
Half the people in Atlanta, GA are douchebags.
by Family Plot July 20, 2008
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A douchebag is characterized by many different qualities so this will be a lengthy definition.
Whether or not someone is a douchebag, can often be determined by a combination of their attitude, attire, and lifestyle.
First we'll start with a basic definition. Douchebags at their core are pricks who have massive egos and think they have the right to treat other people like shit, they think they own the world. They somehow have been deluded into thinking they are extremely attractive, tough, and that everyone likes them, which is far from the case. They are often white teenagers, but can be found in other age groups, and occasionally other races.

Let's look at atire.

Douchebags tend to flock to places such as Abercrombie and Fitch, or Lacostalot, excuse me, Lacoste. They often wear cock eyed or reversed flatbills of a baseball team that is located no where near where they live, usually the Yankees or Red Sox. You may see excessive jewelry also, such as massive stud earrings, I'm not talking just little earrings, massive earrings. They wear pre-ripped up jeans, I believe they call it stressed in places such as Abercrombie and Hollister. More often than not they have short hair, often spiked up with some sort of product. It really isn't that hard to find them, a good portion of teens today are doucehbags, they all look the same and they all look like faggots.

More than just the way one looks characterizes a douchebag though. They are huge pricks, and just have an aura of egotism around them. Whenever they look at someone who doesn't look like them, you can see the disdain in their eyes, they just hate them for no apparent reason. They have shitty attitudes, they act like pussies when they don't get there way are have to do something that isn't "cool" enough for them. They are very elitist and don't understand what it means to be laid back and accepting. They love talking shit, but can't back it up, I once recieved a death threat via text from a douchebag, I think he works at Abercrombie...

They treat women like shit, and the only women who go for them are shallow, easy, and have no self respect. Once you get to college they don't even get these women, beause ithey aren't needed, because they just try to get women really drunk so they can sleep with them. Another thing they do is search for extremely easy girls in the area on Myspace, although girls who fall for this deserve their fate. So ladies, if your guy has any of the qualities in this definition, you should probably really think about what you're doing.

The most important thing to remember when dealing with a douchebag is that, everyone else likes you more than him, and he's a pussy. So feel free to either kick his ass, verbally destroy him since he's probably a dumbass, or just ignore him. One good way to react if a douchebag is talking shit to you is to laugh at him. They'll be confused when they realized they didn't intimidate you, or even make you angry. This confusion will make them angry, and they won't know what to do. Instant win.

Just try not to be a douche.
-"Hey man you want to go to the mall?"

-"Maybe, although it's filled with douchebags looking for chicks and shopping at abercrombie, lets just throw a crazy party and only invite cool people who know how to have fun and aren't jackasses instead."

-"Good idea I've seen enough flatbills today."

- "What's that guys problem over there?"

-"The one with the huge jacket, flatbill, and collared shirt from abercrombie?"

-"Yeah he's being a total dick to everyone, and won't stop talking shit."

-"What a douchebag, we'll just kick his ass if he gets out of hand."
by TMichW May 28, 2009
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(n) {French, fr. Italian "doccia"}
1. An object used for vaginal hygeine.
2. A student or instructor at the Carlson School of Management at the University of Minnesota, Twin Cities.

US: \düsh 'bag\
International \du:ç; bæg\
1. A vaginal cleaning is simply incomplete without a proper douche bag.
2a. Only a douche bag would consider accounting a tough class.
2b. Douche bags have been known to add small numbers with calculators and call it "business math."
by lLamaD February 18, 2005
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