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Anyone exhibiting traits or lack of abilities similar to Tim Lankin, a supreme douchebag.
Ryan Seacreast is a douchebag. Tim Lankin is a douchebag supreme
by The Timmeh May 13, 2015
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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Someone who through themselves or their progeny has no accomplishments whatsoever, but always has an opinion.
Tim Lankins is a douchebag supreme. Just ask his ex.
by The Timmeh May 13, 2015
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