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A sudden feeling that you have previously experienced the obnoxious conversation spewing forth from the mouth of the pompous arrogant ass of a jerk that is currently invading your space and deminishing your will to live.
Suddenly, Mike turned away from the idiot at the bar he was speaking to and exclaimed to his friends, "Oh my god, I just had douche-ja vous. I totally feel like I've had this exact douchey conversation with this freaking douche bag before".
by SethCofax June 27, 2009
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018