Adj: 1) A person who spouts forth douchebaggery like a hose sprays water. 2) A person who has nothing competent to add but useless drama or needless facts.
That girl is such a douche nozzle, all we hear is drama drama drama!
That guy is so full of himself, a real douche nozzle!
That guy is so full of himself, a real douche nozzle!
by Darth Wader January 16, 2012
someone who thinks reading a book or seeing a movie is quite a different thing than dressing up as a wizard and shooting pretend lightning bolts from a stick.
Ricebox is a douchenozzle because he only reads fantasy books or fantasy movies that become popular like Harry Potter.
by HighWingHarse July 19, 2009
Derogatory term used for anyone who is stupid, lame, annoying, or an asshole. See also douchebag and douche.
by Binford August 09, 2003
language variance. as in the german, du shnosel; arrogant young prick. came across this with my friend from germany. funny germanglish cross slang connection.
zat man hee theenks he iss so spveshial, iss he geevin uss de nose in ze air, perfect case of du shnosel. douche nozzle! same thing. love it.
by gumption101 January 03, 2009
One or more exhaust pipes on a pickup truck which are re-routed from the normal stock routing to instead go vertically through the bed imediately behind the cab. Extra douche points are awarded if the engine is gasoline and not a diesel.
by peterbuilt October 28, 2011
The distillation of the essence of a douche, compressed as the douche travels via liquid form through the aforementioned nozzle.
by gorandy January 23, 2013
A general doucher. somebody thats so much of a douche that he has to be described as a douche nozzle.
by who_the!? June 20, 2010
Sep 11 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

