A general doucher. somebody thats so much of a douche that he has to be described as a douche nozzle.
Is he cool?
No hes a total Douche nozzle.
by who_the!? June 21, 2010
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The person you see walking down the street sporting a hot girlfriend who is way out of his league. The fact that he is porking her makes him a douche-nozzle.
Shannon Elizabeth's (Nadia from American Pie)husband Joe Reitman is a douche-nozzle.
by Rick C. May 11, 2005
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a person who is stupid or socially awkward in an ignorant, intentional way; someone who goes out of their way to be an asshole
That guy that cut me off on the highway today is a real douche nozzle
by shift665 July 26, 2013
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To be a creator of douches or to be the god of douche bags as well as being completely full of themselves. Only a select few have been able to claim this title.
Guy 1: Hey, did you hear, Greg is dating his ex-girlfriend's best friend?

Guy 2: Yeah, hes really a douche nozzle.
by MasterofSkyrim November 15, 2011
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One who is a douche, or is douche like. Someone who shows qualities of being stupid.
Why the hell would you do that, you fucking douche nozzle.
by Morgan Gratton September 20, 2008
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The most extreme level of douche. This person has gone way beyond a douche, beyond a douche nozzle, all the way to a douche nozzle sucker.
"Dude, keith is SUCH a douche nozzle sucker."
by silly girl :) August 4, 2009
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A person (typically male) or their actions, who has acted in such an obnoxious manner that the behavior alone reeks as an unsanitary twat would. Malicious intent and/or malevolence is a general added characteristic.

The most vile form of Douche-Baggery. In progression of severity of behavior: One could be a Douche, a Douche-Bag, Douche-Nozzle, or most disgustingly Douche-Nozzle Backflow!
The First Sergeant was not a Douche-Bag, but rather Douche-Nozzle Backflow. His character reeked.
by Mr. Incr3dibl3 February 19, 2011
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