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Guy: Yea, I boned that chick. And when I was done I gave her a Houdini
Chick: Why're you telling me this?! You're such a DOUCHE NOZZLE!
Chick: Why're you telling me this?! You're such a DOUCHE NOZZLE!
by Anubis Uriel April 24, 2009
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Referring to a person that has passed the requirements for being a douchbag and thus has become a douchenozzle.
by sirconman July 06, 2009
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A member of the House of Representatives who can't muster the common courtesy not to heckle the President of the United States as if he was at dollar beer night at the local comedy club.
by PoliticalBoy September 10, 2009
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Someone who is entirely worthless, useless, scared, a wuss, a wimp, a douche, a loser, a dumbass, a failure, pathetic, uncool, and lame.
Guy 1: "Hey man, let's go talk to those chicks over there."
Guy 2: "No way man, my girl would get pissed at me if she saw me talking to them."
Guy 1: "Dude, your woman isn't even here! C'mon."
Guy 2: "Doesn't matter man, somehow, she would just know."
Guy 1: "Man, you are such a douchenozzle."
Guy 2: "No way man, my girl would get pissed at me if she saw me talking to them."
Guy 1: "Dude, your woman isn't even here! C'mon."
Guy 2: "Doesn't matter man, somehow, she would just know."
Guy 1: "Man, you are such a douchenozzle."
by RoninDH July 07, 2006
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Today, January 20th 2017, the American people witnessed the inauguration of the first douche nozzle for the office of President of the United States.
by Dinglenougats January 20, 2017