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A person who inserts his penis into a woman and urinates, mimicking the function of an actual douche. Except it's piss.
Douchecocks are gross and bad for women.
by quenossy August 19, 2008
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1- A German fetish where the male wears a toothbrush condom to clean his woman's dirty, unwashed, unshaven, putrid, rancid smelling, fish odored, beastly cooch.

2- A person so asinine that douchebag is too good for them.
Man, that's one hell of a douchecock. Your wife must have one clean vagina!

A frat guy. Or politician.
by Mizark Dizark December 05, 2006
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