Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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n. 1). A person who best exemplifies the qualities of a douche bag and a cock - cock waste.
n. 2). A fucking moron, asshole.
n. 2). A fucking moron, asshole.
"Why did you click submit on my online college application you fucking douche cock," Apollo explained.
by Jrex February 26, 2005
3
A person who is not only a douchebag but is cocky and arrogant also. These are those people that evereyone hates because they are peter puffers. These skig-skagbougieass bitches have an incredible ability to piss of large amounts of people. Usually are or are associated with Fucktards.
Wes Jerman is a douchecock!!!!!
OHHH SHIT!!! I'M Surrounded by douchecocks and fucktards!!!!!
90% of people named Wes or Steven in Northern Virginia are douchecocks or fucktards
OHHH SHIT!!! I'M Surrounded by douchecocks and fucktards!!!!!
90% of people named Wes or Steven in Northern Virginia are douchecocks or fucktards
by DOUCHECOCKSLAYER July 12, 2005
4
Someone who is so much of a douche and a cock, that the word had to be combined in order to save time.
Schindig is a douchecock
by Toasttyyy November 05, 2014
5
a derogatory term used to express great disgust for another person who is, in fact, a waste of life.
1. Jason is a douchecock
2. Jason, stop playing CS...ur being such a douchecock.
3. Did u just say douchecock?!?
2. Jason, stop playing CS...ur being such a douchecock.
3. Did u just say douchecock?!?
by yo motha March 05, 2005
6
A self centered person who thinks they are superior to everyone else.
tells endless boring stories that usually start with "This one time..."
wears sunglasses on the back of your head
complete tool
tells endless boring stories that usually start with "This one time..."
wears sunglasses on the back of your head
complete tool
Person one : I unfortunately ran into this guy who told me all these pointless stories about how great he is.
Person two : Wow, what a douche cock.
Person two : Wow, what a douche cock.
by Ripper47 May 01, 2010