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A replacement for 'touche'. Used when either the speaker or the listener has said/done something stupid, i.e. a no-shit-sherlock moment.
Bill: Dude, your girlfriend has a nice ass.
Ted: Douche (pron. doo-shay).
by lemonJ January 12, 2013
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