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a douchbag martini bar is a bar that takes over a neighborhood watering hole.it is filled with homos and yuppies who think they are hip for paying 45 dollars for a shitty drink. it is often the target of a brick through the window by locals. the talk inside the bar usually consists of how to rename a neighborhood into something faggy like SoWa or SoHa and how big someones dick is(usually reserved for the gays who patronize the bar)
Fransisco-lets go to the new trendy bar that just oppened up in SoGay
John-ok but dont forget your manpurse like you did last time
normal guy walking by- you faggots accuatly like those douchbag martini bars you can get the same dirnk for 30 dollars cheaper....dick heads
John-ok but dont forget your manpurse like you did last time
normal guy walking by- you faggots accuatly like those douchbag martini bars you can get the same dirnk for 30 dollars cheaper....dick heads
by meecrob69 March 10, 2006
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018