by timbog1979 April 16, 2006
by timbog1979 April 16, 2006
You: That guy took up two spots and then spilt his drink on half the people here.
Friend: What a douche-dick.
Friend: What a douche-dick.
by TickleMeSilly March 26, 2014
by sportsfan931 January 28, 2015
Generally an Alpha Male. Selfish prick holes. Thinks of ways to benefits oneself and leaves others in the ditch bloodied and pissed. The biggest of douches and fuck sticks.
“Tank your ex was a real douche dick fuck stick!”
“Herbs, you have had your fair share of douche dick fuck sticks this year 😒.”
“Herbs, you have had your fair share of douche dick fuck sticks this year 😒.”
by Forbesgirlgolfers November 05, 2019
1. A cleansing wipe for a penis.
2. A female equivalent of a Douche bag, that is usually PMS'ing and in a real bitchy state.
2. A female equivalent of a Douche bag, that is usually PMS'ing and in a real bitchy state.
a. Eric: Damn! your mom threw my gameboy out the window because she said it was too loud!
John: Yeah... Shes being a real dick douche today...
b. Girl: Why does your junk smell like febreze?
Boy: I just used a dick douche!
John: Yeah... Shes being a real dick douche today...
b. Girl: Why does your junk smell like febreze?
Boy: I just used a dick douche!
by Wattx November 23, 2008
Man: Hey Paw. Paw: What is it? Man: I have a problem, its my penis and it stinks. Paw:Let me get a whiff. You Need a dick douche.
by Desecratesoul January 14, 2009