Basically the baddest mother fucker around.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.

Nerdy white honkey who lives out in Utah. Also is a mormon despite although he denies it like a mofo. Wishes he could be intarweb all-star.