Yo dawg. I'm down for getting that double nickelsalad sprinkled with crackers. We can share it , it's enough for two.

Dude...I honestly thought you were talking about picking up two black hookers and sprinkling crack on their asses

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak