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A cross species between on Orangutan and an Oompa Loompa. The Dotard is usually bred in captivity by wealthy families that wish to pass on their inheritance without having to raise an actual human. There are many similarities to a human, but you can usually tell the difference by their unique orange skin and hair. Although a Dotard has the ability to speak, they usually have a very limited vocabulary and are limited to simple words and sentences. The Dotard requires some food to survive, but the most important thing in raising a Dotard is to feed its ego. The Dotard has a very large ego that requires constant feeding. If the Dotard's ego isn't constantly fed, it will usually resort to social media, rallies, or other places where it can feed its ego in large quantities. Another main difference between a Dotard and a human is the digestive process. Whereas a human will defecate through the anus, a Dotard defecates through the mouth by spewing shit at anyone nearby. Due to its limited vocabulary and IQ, a Dotard is only able to perform limited tasks. Some examples of common tasks that a Dotard is able to perform include the following: politics, golfing, eating fast food and diet coke, spending daddy's money, and shutting down governments. Genetics can also be an issue for future generations of Dotards due to their propensity to try and breed with their direct offspring.
Did you see the latest tweet from the Dotard? I think it's watching Fox News again.
Person 1: Have you seen the Dotard lately, I can't find it.
Person 2: I think it's golfing at Mar-A-Lago again.
Person 1: I am getting frustrated trying to talk to the Dotard. No matter how I phrase the question, it starts ranting about how great walls are.
Person 2: You should not try to talk rationally to a Dotard, they are not able to understand complex sentences. If you really need to ask a Dotard a question, try to find a way to feed its ego with the question. For example if you want to know what time a meeting is, try phrasing the question like "What time will you be making the meeting great again?"
Person 1: You need to keep a watch on the Dotard. I think it's trying to breed with its daughter again.
Person 2: You're right, I’ll be careful. I heard it saying what a nice piece of ass its daughter is and that it would like to tap that.
Person 1: Just make sure it doesn’t try to grab her by the pussy.
Person 1: Have you seen the Dotard lately, I can't find it.
Person 2: I think it's golfing at Mar-A-Lago again.
Person 1: I am getting frustrated trying to talk to the Dotard. No matter how I phrase the question, it starts ranting about how great walls are.
Person 2: You should not try to talk rationally to a Dotard, they are not able to understand complex sentences. If you really need to ask a Dotard a question, try to find a way to feed its ego with the question. For example if you want to know what time a meeting is, try phrasing the question like "What time will you be making the meeting great again?"
Person 1: You need to keep a watch on the Dotard. I think it's trying to breed with its daughter again.
Person 2: You're right, I’ll be careful. I heard it saying what a nice piece of ass its daughter is and that it would like to tap that.
Person 1: Just make sure it doesn’t try to grab her by the pussy.
by Ann H. Coulter January 13, 2019
May 15 Word of the Day
A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”
The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.
You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!
It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.
You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!
It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
Becca is another victim of cheugy psyops. I saw the garbage truck take all her Ugg boots yesterday. She even removed “I LOVE The Office!” from all her dating profiles. She’s unrecognizable.
by Callmemaybe69 May 12, 2021
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(dō-tərd) adjective
A word you didn't previously know existed, but googled today and said, "Damn, that's pretty accurate."
A word you didn't previously know existed, but googled today and said, "Damn, that's pretty accurate."
by blurped September 22, 2017
3
A portmanteau (blending of words) derived from the first name of the exemplar, DONALD TRUMP, and the colloquialism, RETARD, describing the limited intellectual and emotional development of the exemplar.
i.e. (Donald + Retard) Dotard
a weak, feebleminded, delusional idiot lacking both social skills & common sense. Used to describe the lack of mental capacity of Donald Trump and/or his supporters, trumpsters.
used to describe Donald Trump; a state or period of senile decay marked by decline of mental poise and alertness, often starting with limited capabilities.
i.e. (Donald + Retard) Dotard
a weak, feebleminded, delusional idiot lacking both social skills & common sense. Used to describe the lack of mental capacity of Donald Trump and/or his supporters, trumpsters.
used to describe Donald Trump; a state or period of senile decay marked by decline of mental poise and alertness, often starting with limited capabilities.
“Action is the best option in treating the dotard who, hard of hearing, is uttering only what he wants to say.”
“I will surely and definitely tame the mentally deranged U.S. dotard with fire."
"Facts don't exist for dotards, their limited mental capacity only allows them to process racist rants and sexist slogans."
“I will surely and definitely tame the mentally deranged U.S. dotard with fire."
"Facts don't exist for dotards, their limited mental capacity only allows them to process racist rants and sexist slogans."
by MrJamesonNeat September 21, 2017
5
1. a : an obese, easily triggered, orange-
faced Internet noob who makes
sexual passes at his own daughter
b : a fascist American dictator who
lost the popular vote, lies to America
and spends tens of millions of tax
payer dollars on vacations to Florida
in six months
2. b : someone getting pwned by Kim
Jon Un
faced Internet noob who makes
sexual passes at his own daughter
b : a fascist American dictator who
lost the popular vote, lies to America
and spends tens of millions of tax
payer dollars on vacations to Florida
in six months
2. b : someone getting pwned by Kim
Jon Un
by DumbUSAfence September 22, 2017