That guy at the bar called me a redneck so I dotted his fuckin' eyes. Call me no redneck.

Q: Did you dot the eyes and cross the T's like I told you?

A: Who do you think I am, Ashley? Of course I did. She loved it.

"kelly. i wan't to eye dot you."

how was the bar rag from last night?
she was awesome.... i dotted her eyes and they were still glued shut this morning