J-dog: "Put up that picture of you in the bikini and you will get one thousand new friends by tomorrow."
Pipstar: "Yeah, after i finish my profile i'm doing that."
J-flow: "Haha nice; you gotta make it your number one picture."
Pipsalicious: "I don't know if I want people who just want me for my dosdy."

"I asked Jenny where the beer was and she said 'Just over the horizon, like my dreams.'"

"Yeah, that girl has a major case of Main Character Syndrome."